Thread: Starting a Highlander Team

I will be willing to be a sub for Medic and Scout.

I digress, I haven't been much into this either... I've been wasting valuable practice time playing League of Legends, derping around on other TF2 servers, and generally ignoring my dire need to practice both playing scout and competitive gameplay. :<

Titty, that is by far the single most depressing post I've read on these forums. T-T

Originally Posted by Tittysprinkles Thrillwell

Fai's post, while it might make you feel safe at night, is nothing but lies and evidence of what is surely an FFN coverup that goes as high as the level 2s and might even lead all the way up to Mak himself.

When he heard that he'd have to play maps that didn't have sewers with an L bend, Engine went into a blind panic. He screamed over everyone on the server for more and more medics to assist him in breaking from his usual pattern and eventually the Blue team consisted of fifteen medics and one heavy. They were jammed into the Red sewers, all of them, waiting for Engine to make a move. Several times he made the trek to the top of the stairs and, after cycling through all fifteen ubers, made his retreat. This cycle repeated itself for some time and it was clearly taking its toll on his clinical staff. Red won game after game as the star of Blue team continuously and hysterically stuck to his Sewer pattern. None on Red could kill them, no, but they also could not win.

Nerves fraying, grips slipping, eventually one of the medics shuddered under the weight of his medigun apparatus and the unthinkable, yet inevitable, finally happened - he crossed the streams.

As we all learned in the documentary, "Ghostbusters," crossing the steams of proton packs can cause total protonic reversal; all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. And now, my friends, this was taking place on FFN 2fort, and causing a chain reaction. First the one, then a few more and eventually all the medigun beams became intermingled. So many server regulars simply ceased to be that night and the 2fort server has since remained a ghost town.

Still, stories persist from those brave enough to log in there. Some say that a visit to the Red sewers will a grant a disturbing window into the past. If you listen closely, you can still hear the lone heavy on a team otherwise filled with medics spamming away that E key; begging, pleading, for more... And the courage to make it out. Ghosts of those long gone, forever tainting the server we once knew and loved.

That or the kid just has ADD. *shrug*

Oh my gawd. I never knew.

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Tittysprinkles knows far too much...



It's unfortunate he's retiring from the Internet very very soon.